jamesmoriartys:

shoutout to all my followers who don’t hate me yet

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we’re off to Scotland tomorrow..

And my sis will take over the computer soon…. So it’s bye for a week :)

We’re trying to schedule everything around everything. Obviously, Sherlock Holmes is off battling Captain Kirk, and Dr Watson is helping Gandalf, and I’m in the TARDIS. — Steven Moffat, on being asked when Season 3 of Sherlock will happen. (x)

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how to kiss

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

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  • phone: *rings*
  • me: no

shavingryansprivates:

romeo romeo

where the fuck is you, romeo

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